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[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

how do you respond to miscellaneous men who call you ‘sweetheart’?

[neurotypical-karen]

When I worked at a bar when at the tender age of 15, I found asking men like that to stop just makes them slither away from blame and act like you’re the bad guy. But what I DID eventually figure out did the trick was making this face:

like a sort of pained grimace/smile. Hold it for at least three solid seconds while maintaining eye contact.

It’s gonna make them super uncomfortable. Like in the years since I’ve had guys sit there and stare glassily at their drink for a solid five minutes while their friends continued on around them. 100% success rate in keeping men in check so far.

[theoverlordmisha]

Reminds me of Jenna Marbles.

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[sixpenceee]

Via u/drsleep007. Photo credits- Carina Maiwald

Comment by photographer:

Last year, I met an animal which I thought would only exist in my fantasy: a zorse, the hybrid between a zebra stallion and a horse mare. Zuri, the mare you see in the photo, was only 1.5 years old and although I’ve been working as a photographer with horses for over 6 years, this was different from anything I’ve known so far.

The wild instinct is very strong in zorses and I had to rethink a lot of techniques to get the animal’s attention during the session. While a horse is a typical flight animal, a zorse is ready to fight. A horse is curious, a zorse doesn’t want to be bothered, which makes the interaction during photo sessions a challenge.

In Africa, zorses are often bred to be trekking animals to transport people and goods through tough landscapes. They are strong, light-feed and very resistant to illness – they combine the best features of both a zebra and a horse.

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[alien]

alien

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[niggazinmoscow]

Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target.

[dirkdigglr1]

I agree on this corrective asswhoopin

[ravensnowstudio]

If you see this, don’t just sneakily tell the woman or the bartender. Shout for everyone to hear “Hey, you just put something in that drink!” While pointing at the person. 

If a predator misses target number one they’ll just go for target 2. If you shame them out of the bar they’ll never come back.

And there is a solid chance of a collective asswhoopin, or an actual arrest for attempted rape.

When in doubt, make the biggest scene you can.

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[mcr-tweets]

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[thesassycat]

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

[thesassycat]

wtf I just made that post

[thesassycat]

oh wait that is my post

[thesassycat]

I havent slept in 2 days

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[garashirs]

broke: rating people by number (like: “shes a 10”)

WOKE: rating people by song

[garashirs]

babe ur so africa by toto

[marisatomay]

new ask meme lmk what song u think I embody

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[help-mywife]

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

[pecawn]

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be